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Welcome to Dr. Shoelaunch's Secret Online Lair...
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If taking over the world is one of your interests, then read on!
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To whom it may concern (those of you who wish to take over the world), my name is Dr. Shoelaunch Elyk, head of Sovereign Enterprises, and I am skilled in the art of shoethrowing and I have many henchmen who are skilled in many various, bizzare means of combat. If you would like to join my Underground Commitee of Assasins/Bounty Hunters/Henchpersons, e-mail me at [email protected]. And for those of you who aspire to thwart my evil plans, I commend your couragousness because any attempt to do so will result in the elimination of you and your cohorts. This deed will be carried out by my numerous henchmen. Let me just give you an example of one of my weaker henchpersons: the one who calls himself Polyphemus (I like to call him "Polly") will beat you senseless with a self-crafted wooden rod he uses a lot like what I like to call a "light-saber" (see Episode 1-6 of Star Wars). He will then begin to eat you with his own set of rusty knives and forks. Polly was named after the Greek mythological being Polyphemus, who ate members of Odysseus's crew.(He also had a staff whitch he carried around) This is just on of many means of destroying you (keep in mind, I have many henchmen). I am also head of the Chocolate bar of the month club.
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Just a little plan I like to call....PROJECT CHEEZE WIZ
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One of my operations is to carve something on the face of the moon(my name, a shoe, or if I'm really pissed, I might even blow the damn thing up!). If you'd like to know how I am planning on successfully achieveing my marking on our lunar friend high in the sky, then click here
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Where all of the fun takes place
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This is a picture of Sovereign Enterprize's Headquarters.
(It's the one on the left)
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